A little Squirrel Humor

I wanted to let you know that my computer has turned into a rabid squirrel, and has ran out of the classroom chasing other squirrels claiming that he is the “nut master”. He then eats the nuts and returns to his normal spot in the classroom. The problem is that he is no longer a computer, but a rabid squirrel. He insists that the students sit in front of him and type on his “keyboard” (commonly known as his squirrel toenails). As you can see, I have some problems with my students typing the toenails of a rabid squirrel.

I also have a problem with the cigar smoking in the classroom. The squirrel insists that he became addicted while he was a computer, however, I only forced my computer to smoke a cigar just once, hardly enough to create an addiction.

Thank you for your timely response. I would appreciate if you could turn my squirrel back into a computer, or atleast teach the squirrel some manners.

The AppleHappy staff all had a good laugh. Thanks for the humor!

AppleHappy Staff